i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
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Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
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The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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