even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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