He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
