that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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