He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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