I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
