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"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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