i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
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Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
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I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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