no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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