She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
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So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
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also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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