doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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