Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
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i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
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I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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