just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
