Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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