Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
