So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
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Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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