I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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