her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
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Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
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There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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