This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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