Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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