why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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