What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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