Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
