so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Randomize
