Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
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smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
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She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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