I like my sex mixed with concussions.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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