So drunk its hurt
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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