community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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