i think my tv is drunk
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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