at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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