yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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