hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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