How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Did you just see the Batmobile???
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Randomize
