I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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