yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
did i just pee glitter
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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