Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
my liver is dry heaving
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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