I'm lost and stupid without you.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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