carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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