Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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