she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
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currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
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Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize