She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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