shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
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He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
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Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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