I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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