Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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