My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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