eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
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Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
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Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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