Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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