Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
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She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
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How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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