the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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