I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
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I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
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I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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