Me. At least after what I've been through.
I think I died a long time ago.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
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So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
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I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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