he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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