Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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