My room smells like vodka and shame
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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