doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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