note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
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It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
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When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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