I puked a lego.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
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No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
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I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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