In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
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screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
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Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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