It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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