Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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